America’s favorite couple is back to their shenanigans.

Megan Fox is back! And she’s rocking a brand new hairdo.

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She didn’t actually go anywhere. She just didn’t post anything on Instagram for a couple of weeks. But who’s keeping track — besides me?

Machine Gun Kelly should be worried because he’s no longer the only pretty blonde in the relationship.

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If not the hairstyle, he should at least be worried about the group chat Megan recently shared on her IG story describing what type of man they’re looking to date.

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In a conversation with three unidentified people, Megan responds that she prefers “some danger,” “drama,” and “dysfunction” over just a “bomb body” in her “toxic” man.

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I feel like she is describing a very particular type of dude.

Someone else responds he also needs “a tattoo on daaaa Bentley” which means this ideal man must have some ink. (It’s a possible reference to Kim Kardashian’s famous response to Wendy Williams about tattoos.)

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In the next part of the conversation, the group ponders where to find “6’5 Emo to entangle with” and they hilariously suggest hitting up Spencer’s Gifts, Hot Topic, or Dollz Kill.

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I think they’re onto something here. It’s where I bought my favorite red MGK T-shirt.

Then someone tosses out the question, “Where do I find a billionaire with tattoos and a man bun and tall” before admitting, “there ain’t nunnnn.” Megan agrees and says that’s why she’s staying (with Machine Gun Kelly).

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Another person asks Megan how she has the energy to deal with a toxic man, and she responds, “the traumatized and ignored child inside of [her] loves it.”

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Of course, MGK caught wind of the hilarious conversation that clearly describes him as a 6’5 toxic man with tattoos. He responded with “ily2@meganfox” next to emojis of a toxic symbol and two people I assume are them.

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And if anybody didn’t catch they were joking around, Megan shared a final message about “conceptualizing the more nuanced levels of trolling” from her crystal pendulum. This isn’t the first time MGK and Megan hilariously joked about their relationship on Instagram.

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I’m glad they’re back to regularly scheduled (and chaotic) content!