‘Tis the season to spread comfort and joy, and no one is making me more uncomfortable than the new Mr and Mrs Kanye West.

This most unstable, unsuitable of duos have been traipsing the globe – from Venice to Dubai to Miami – in an increasingly desperate hunt to bolster their celebrity.

Ripped stockings, thongs, bare boobs – you name it, Bianca Censori‘s flaunted it in recent months, as Ye’s stomped around barefoot in bank-robber gimp masks.

And now the latest disturbing evolution: Giant stuffed animals strapped to Bianca’s gozongas.

An uncomfortable question occurs to me: Is this Kim K clone simply a rather shrewd attention-whore, dabbling in a series of outsized fetishes in some weird and protracted performance piece… or has she been taken hostage by a very musical, very controlling anti-Semite?

Bianca, if you can read this, blink three times.

‘Tis the season to spread comfort and joy, and no one is making me more uncomfortable than the new Mr and Mrs Kanye West.

This most unstable, unsuitable of duos have been traipsing the globe – from Venice to Dubai to Miami – in an increasingly desperate hunt to bolster their celebrity. Ripped stockings, thongs, bare boobs – you name it, Bianca Censori’s flaunted it in recent months, as Ye’s stomped around barefoot in bank-robber gimp masks.

If indeed you are being held against your will, put down that kebab and watermelon juice – part of what we’re told is her strictly controlled diet.

Certainly, Kanye has form.

All his exes – from Kim, to Amber Rose and even that short lived Julia Fox dalliance – have told a similar story.

Kim has revealed how her now ex-husband used to email her with fashion tips, telling her she had ‘the worst style’.

Then it got worse. She would suffer ‘panic attacks’ over what to wear, and was reduced to tears when he cleared out her closet.

(Note to the House of Kardashian: I’ll take your old LA ass-trash over a pornified sheer bodysuit any damn day!)

Meanwhile, Amber – who dated the rapper for two years before he met Kim – has slammed him as a ‘narcissist’ who subjected her to ‘constant bullying’ that made her want to die. Doesn’t he seem so sweet!?

As for Julia, she wrote in her Fall memoir of how he’d offered to buy her a boob job – unsolicited – and had urinated in front of her publicly the first time they met.

But from Team Bianca, it’s total silence.

An uncomfortable question occurs to me: Is this Kim K clone simply a rather shrewd attention-whore, dabbling in a series of outsized fetishes in some weird and protracted performance piece… or has she been taken hostage by a very musical, very controlling anti-Semite?

Certainly, Kanye has form. All his exes – from Kim, to Amber Rose and even that short lived Julia Fox dalliance – have told a similar story.

Kim has revealed how her now ex-husband used to email her with fashion tips, telling her she had ‘the worst style’. Then it got worse. She would suffer ‘panic attacks’ over what to wear, and was reduced to tears when he cleared out her closet.

Forcing us instead to rely on the testimony of her friends. They sensationally told DailyMail.com in October that she’s being ‘instructed’ on what to wear, what to eat and drink, and what not to say by Kanye.

She’s supposed to shut her clap trap and stay silent in her burqa hosiery – or, what? No more indecent love sessions atop Venetian gondolas that would glow like Studio 54 under a black light?

Old Cad Kanye reportedly found Bianca on Instagram before his divorce from Kim was finalized, messaging the then bubbly, little-known Australian and inviting her to come be his ‘chief architect’ at Yeezy. What that entailed is anyone’s lurid guess.

But if pictures of countless Italian nip slips are worth a thousand words, it appears Ms Censori has gone from Down Under to downright terrified.

Granted she’s no stranger to thuggery: Her dad, a notorious Oz gangster, spent a couple years at the grey bar hotel for heroin possession. Her uncle is a convicted murderer.

But with her shaved-short hair and perma-glum look, people rightly began to worry.

Then in November, Bianca flew home alone to Melbourne. Her heartsick friends – apparently desperate to free her from Kanye’s clutches – hoped they’d finally succeeded in getting through to her as she was scarfing Vegemite sandwiches with the gals.

But alas, quicker than Kanye could rap another hateful lyric, she was back in Dubai by his side.

Another DailyMail.com exclusive this week revealed some insiders fear the latest foray into childish stuffed-animal stupidity is a sort of imposed punishment following a ‘huge fight’ between the pair after Bianca’s solo Australia trip left Kanye not too happy.

Terrifying if so – but what’s the truth?

Some insiders fear the latest foray into childish stuffed-animal stupidity is a sort of imposed punishment following a ‘huge fight’ between the pair after Bianca’s solo Australia trip left Kanye not too happy. Terrifying if so – but what’s the truth?

After all, when Kanye was filmed belting anti-Semitic lyrics last month – ‘I just f***ed a Jewish b****’ – it was reported that Bianca will support him ‘until the end of time’.

So, has Kanye simply met his match – and we’re the dumb ones who’ve fallen for the con… Bonnie and Clyde laughing all the way to the bank, their wallets grown fat on public outrage?

Or is this nothing short of five-alarm hostage situation, with Bianca trapped in a manipulative relationship by a fearsome almost-billionaire jackass?

I have faith there’s more to this woman than an endless Nipplepalooza – and that whatever the truth, I hope she’ll either soon discover her worth, or find the courage to leave.