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Tone it down after her wild and crazy MTV Video Music Awards performance? Puh-lease. Miley Cyrus’ much anticipated “Bangerz” tour kicked off in Vancouver last week, and it was every bit of the crazy town madness you thought it would be. The 21-year-old pop princess and her stylist Simone Harouche teamed up to present the concert equivalent to a circus act, brought to you by an A-list roster of high-fashion designers from the Blonds to Marc Jacobs. Take a look at the anything but coy stage duds and their coordinating props.

Yellow fur jacket and white sequin suit

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Is that you, Big Bird? No, that’s just Miley being Miley. The “Wrecking Ball” singer covered up her crisscross underboob-baring unitard with a furry yellow coat perfect for “Sesame Street.”

Cannabis leaf-o-tard and dollar sign cowboy boots

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While bouncing atop a vintage gold metallic cutlass, Miley flaunted her weed smoker’s membership in a leafy green cannabis leotard designed by the Blonds. The emerald-encrusted number was accessorized with a small Chanel backpack and white rodeo-ready cowboy boots.

Olympic two-piece with bird feather shoulders

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This get-up very well could have been Miley’s nod to the Winter Olympics. She made her way to the stage in all of her figure skating glory in a red jewel embellished two-piece, a tiny white Chanel pochette and the same white cowboy boots.

Black and white furry zebra chaps

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During one portion of the show, she took her screaming teen fans on a wild safari via her pants. In an ode to her country singer roots the singer donned a loud pair of furry black and white chaps, a sparkly black bra top and bejeweled black gloves.

Party in the U.S.A.

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Miley went back to her old crossover urban hit wearing an American flag-inspired sequined leotard designed by her stylist. She also sported a platinum wig and busted false teeth, complete with one shiny gold front tooth. Chic.

Swinging ballpark hot dog

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A huge hot dog? Of course!

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At this point, Miley had clearly grown tired of heading backstage to change. Making it easier on herself, she offered a 2-for-1 in a sparkly, red-and-white leotard and a matching skirt. Obviously feeling too covered up, she stripped down to reveal a heart-shaped rhinestone bottom.

Mini Britney Spears hits the stage

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When Britney Spears opened up her Vegas concert residency, guess who was in the audience front and center? If you said Miley, give yourself a gold star. Here, Miley paid bizarre homage to Spears via a little person strutting across the stage with a Spears mask. Her outfit consisted of a skintight red leotard a la Brit-Brit’s “Oops, I Did it Again” video.

Cyrus tee with a backward cap

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After countless wardrobe changes from different designers, Cyrus reeled it in and just decided to wear herself — freaky 3-D tongue wagging and all.

Miley tongue slide

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Talking about making an entrance! Miley just couldn’t walk on to the stage. She made her way to the audience down a big tongue-wagging slide through a screen projector baring her now infamous grin.

Leather “Miley” chaps with Bangerz on the back

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After giving Britney Spears some shine, it was only right that she did the same for Christina Aguilera. Miley got down and “Dirrty” with a pair of red-and-leather chaps showcasing her name on the leg and the tour on her bum.