We’ve all had bad dates, whether it’s forgetting your wallet, or forgetting the name of the person you are sitting across from altogether. But these stars had it much, much worse.

You won’t believe the dating horror stories shared by these stars…

He whispered, ‘Make out with my nose.’

He whispered, 'Make out with my nose.'

Finding love is never easy, especially for these celebs! We’ve all had bad dates, whether it’s forgetting your wallet, or forgetting the name of the person you are sitting across from altogether. But these stars had it much, much worse. You won’t believe the dating horror stories shared by these stars…

Emma Watson

 

Emma Watson

The ‘Harry Potter’ star recalled one date where she quickly realized she was having dinner with a vain “nutter”. In an interview with The Daily Telegraph, she said: “The worst date I’ve ever been on was a guy who told me he couldn’t be friends with fat people or anyone who was unattractive. I realized pretty quickly that he was a nutter.”

Camila Cabello

 

Camila Cabello

Camila Cabello got taken to a horror movie as a surprise by one guy, but his choice of film backfired spectacularly. She said: “He refused to tell me the name of the movie we’re going to see. We get there, and it’s ‘Ouija Board’. “I think he thought that it was going to be super cute, and that he’d be making the moves on me because I was scared. But [in this auditorium] you could lay down, and there were blankets. I literally just had the blanket over my head the whole time.”

Mindy Kaling

 

Mindy Kaling

The worst date Mindy Kaling went on turned out not to be a date at all! During a Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) ‘The Office’ star recalled an evening that left her completely deflated. She wrote: “The worst date I’ve ever been on was with a guy who I was super excited about, really attracted to, and then on the date it became apparent that it WASN’T a date. “He was just a straight dude who was psyched to have dinner with me in a platonic way. He talked about an actress he really wanted to date and we split the check.”

Kelly Clarkson

 

Kelly Clarkson

Height can be a very sensitive topic, particularly for men of the shorter stature. Unfortunately, a date with a vertically-challenged man nearly bored Kelly Clarkson to tears. Appearing on ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show’, the 41-year-old singer was quizzed about the worst date she had ever been on, to which she revealed it was with man who was rather insecure about his lack of inches. She said: “He was 5′ 2″, and I’m 5′ 3” … Obviously, I went out with you, so it didn’t bother me. But he proceeded to talk about his height for like a solid hour. “And I withstood an hour. And then I … I went to the bathroom and I left … I couldn’t take it.”

Billie Eilish

 

Billie Eilish

At the age of 13, Billie Eilish had her kissing skills criticized bringing an end to a date she thought was going well. Speaking to radio DJ Howard Stern, the ‘Bad Guy’ singer remembered: “He kissed me and then he said, ‘That was not as magical as I thought it would be.’ “He was super rich, and his butler — literally his butler — [took him home]. He left and I was stuck there, no one told me they were going to leave … Dude is hella ugly now!”

Justin Bieber

 

Justin Bieber

Though Justin Bieber has finally found his ‘Baby’ with model Hailey Baldwin (now Mrs Bieber) the singer hasn’t always had an easy time with women. Speaking back in 2010, Justin admitted he once ruined a date after spilling his food all over the girl. He said: “I took a girl out for a first date to an Italian restaurant and spilled spaghetti all over her. It was terrible and embarrassing. She never went out with me again.”

Jenny Slate

 

Jenny Slate

One of Jenny Slates’ suiters decided she needed a knight in shining armour to sweep her off of her feet, literally! Appearing on the ‘Talk Easy with Sam Fragoso’ podcast, the ‘Bob’s Burgers’ actress reflected on the weirdest blind date she had. She said: “He comes around the corner inside the restaurant, and this dude is dressed in full chainmail. “He’s got a full authentic knight’s costume on, including a floor-length tabard, which I called a tunic and then he corrected me, he was like, ‘It’s actually a tabard.’ His chainmail is like getting caught on stuff … I’m mortified, and also just mad. “He’s trying my pasta with the chainmail clinking across and stuff, it’s insane.”

Charlize Theron

 

Charlize Theron

Things were going so well on this date for Charlize, only for it to end in the most peculiar way. Speaking to Jimmy Kimmel on his late night show, the ‘Atomic Blonde’ star reflected on a “lovely” date with a “super handsome” suiter who ruined the night for her. She said: “He pulled away and he whispered, ‘Make out with my nose.’ I didn’t want to, like, mess it up, so I gave him a little peck on the nose, and he was like, ‘No, make out with it.'”

Melissa McCarthy

 

Melissa McCarthy

Appearing on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’, the actress revealed she had went to dinner with a man who was more concerned about his bank balance than getting to know her. Melissa said that he consistently moaned about the not-so-cheap prices the restaurant offered, as well as boasting that he could have cooked a better meal than what they had ordered. The date somehow got worse as it drew to a close. Melissa said: “As we approach my building he’s like, ‘So, I got this thing in my bag.’” “‘I got it from this guy at work. It’s like a — um — it’s this thing, it’s in my bag. Well, it’s a ring.’ And I was like, ‘What?’ I’ll just say, it’s not a ring for your finger or your toes! “I had never — it’s my one and only offering of that. [And] after the date going terribly… And he got it from his friend at work, it’s not even new!”

Jameela Jamil

 

Jameela Jamil

Jameela Jamil had a booty call that ended very badly! ‘The Good Place’ actress recalled the time her lover had excitedly come to visit her, but things took a turn for the worse. She said: “How do I tell this again, legally? “I had a man take several steps in my apartment on what was supposed to be my first ever booty call. He collapsed three steps in. “He broke all of his front teeth. They flew across my apartment. He split his chin open and collapsed, and it was because he had misused a drug that excites a man’s…”