Taylor Swift Lost It When Footage of Her Loopy After Lasik Surgery Was Aired

Thank Taylor Swift’s mom Andrea Swift for the wildest moment on late night television this week. Andrea gave Jimmy Fallon footage of Taylor loopy from painkillers after Lasik eye surgery. Taylor cries over a banana in the footage and tells her mom at one point, “I’m not asleep, my mind is alive.” It’s a short, crazy clip, but what’s better than it is Taylor freaking out over the footage being aired on television…while on television. She spends four minutes doing so, from when Jimmy first teased he had the clip to after he aired it.

“Oh my GOD. That’s on television?!!” a shocked Taylor initially exclaimed after it was aired.

Taylor Swift

When Jimmy revealed her mom gave it to him, she had plenty to say about that. “Wait, she was kind enough to drive me there but cruel enough to film it and give it to you?! Ugh!” Taylor bemoaned. “You notice they—I had these goggles on, which are really high fashion, but then they had to tape it to my head ‘cause—but I was crying, I think, over a banana. Oh my god. “

“Oh my gosh,” Jimmy replied. “Anyway, tell your mom thanks again for that. She’s the best.”

“Oh, you know what?” Taylor said. “I’m going to tell her some things…”

Taylor Swift

Jimmy then tried to change the topic of the interview to Taylor’s upcoming SNL performance this weekend. She wasn’t having it.

“I’m sorry, I can’t think about anything else,” she said, then added, “Well, okay, so I was at a party like a couple months ago and I had two and half mojitos, and then the next day, #DrunkTaylor was like #1 trending on Twitter, because, you know, I go from like zero to legitimately thinking I’m a wizard within like two drinks. Like, really thinking that. Thinking about the fact that that went as far as it did, and then we’ve got this happening? That you’ve done this now? I can’t even be mad. I’m just impressed that you infiltrated my family. I don’t even know how you did that. Nobody has my mom’s number. Like how did—”

“Yeah, I asked for your mom’s number,” Jimmy replied. “But yeah, we’ve been friends for years.”

“Oh, well, you know, news to me,” Taylor proclaimed. “This is great.”

Please, do yourself a favor and watch this entire thing: