Meghan Markle, the Duchess of drama herself, has apparently been caught screaming that she’s the new Princess Diana. But is she really fit to step into the iconic shoes of the beloved people’s princess? Let’s dive into the drama, the envy, and the audacity that define Meghan’s royal journey.

Well-known royal biographer Tom Bower recently revealed in the book “House of Beckham” that after her marriage to Prince Harry, Meghan Markle came to see herself as the “new Diana.”

The Spotlight and the Vegemite Sandwich

According to Tom Bower, our resident Royal gossip digger, Meghan got a taste of the spotlight during her Australian tour and suddenly thought she was the second coming of Diana. It’s like she took one bite of a Vegemite sandwich and decided she was the Queen of Hearts. But here’s the kicker: Meghan was apparently miffed that she was subservient to Kate in the Royal pecking order. Well, excuse me, Your Highness, but that’s monarchy for you. It’s not a democracy where you can campaign your way to the top.

The New Diana? Not Quite

Let’s talk about this new Diana business. Diana was unique. She was special. And frankly, Meghan, you’re no Diana. You can’t just declare yourself the new version of someone else. There’s no princess factory churning out Diana 2.0. But wait, there’s more. Apparently, our Duchess of delusion was also green with envy over Victoria Beckham’s wealth. Marrying into the British royal family and worrying about keeping up with Posh Spice? That’s like winning the lottery and being jealous of your neighbor’s new car.

Hypocrisy and Audacity

Meghan claimed she wanted privacy, yet here she is allegedly screaming about being the new Diana and sulking over the Beckhams’ wealth. The hypocrisy is enough to make your head spin. And speaking of audacity, Meghan flounced off to California with Harry in tow, upset that she’s not as wealthy as the Beckhams. Cry me a river, sweetheart.

Harry: From Cheeky Prince to Puppet

Poor Harry – he’s like a puppet on a string, dancing to Meghan’s tune. He’s gone from being the cheeky, lovable prince to, well, whatever he is now – a shadow of his former self, spouting off about living authentically while his wife apparently dreams of being his dead mother. It’s not just sad, it’s downright creepy.

The Transparent Role

Meghan seems to be playing a role – the hard-done-by royal, the misunderstood Duchess, the voice of a generation. But we can see right through it. It’s as transparent as the Emperor’s New Clothes and about as convincing.

Diana’s Legacy

Diana earned her place in people’s hearts. She worked tirelessly for charitable causes, connecting with people on a genuine level. She wasn’t out there trying to be someone else or competing with other celebrities. She was just Diana. Meghan, on the other hand, is a different story.

The Reverse Cinderella

Diana never chose to leave the royal family. She continued to work for her charities, to be there for William and Harry. Meghan? She couldn’t get out of Britain fast enough. She was like Cinderella in reverse, turning her glass slipper into a pumpkin and high-tailing it back to LA.