Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce has received a raunchy job offer amid his early struggles this season.

Kelce had a pretty enjoyable summer after helping the Chiefs win a second-straight Super Bowl, which marked the third of his career. But he has failed to get off the ground running in 2024, and it wasn’t until Week 4 that he showed glimpses of his old self.

The star tight end still has plenty going on off the field, having made his acting debut in Ryan Murphy’s ‘Grotesquerie’ series on FX. He is also expected to have a role in the ‘Happy Gilmore’ sequel, which has been confirmed for production by Netflix.

Kelce plays the character Ed Laclan, A.K.A. Eddie, in the aforementioned series. Eddie’s stripper background was revealed in the fourth episode, which prompted a male dance show operating out of Vegas called Thunder Down Under to offer him an opportunity to relive his character’s past.

“I think the audience would go wild for a little NFL meets thunder magic!” co-owner Adam Steck told TMZ.

Kelce has also received an offer from another Vegas-based adult club, Kings of Hustler.

“Travis Kelce can rock his banana hammock on our stage.” Kings of Hustler general manager Brittany Rose said. “I’m sure that all the Vegas Swifties will want to catch a glimpse of what Taylor is working with behind the scenes. You know he’s given her a private show.” 

Of course, we are unlikely to see such a thing happen. For one, Kelce is not leaving the NFL to become a stripper. Two, it would definitely cost him his relationship with Taylor Swift.

Still, everyone wants a piece of Travis Kelce right now. Just wait until he starts playing like the superstar TE we’ve come to know over the years.